Winner!

Strange Definition of “Safe Schools”

Years ago a man arrived in Australia. The immigration agent was reviewing his documents and asking a few questions. One was, “Do you have a criminal record?”

The man responded, “I didn’t know you still needed one.”

The Messiah’s vetters seem to be channeling that old joke.

Let’s be clear: Kevin Jennings let a potentially terminally-ill minor and a victim of rape walk out of his office, and Jennings never reported the incident to the boy’s parents, the school nurse, the police, or anyone who might help protect this child. This Kevin Jennings is President Obama’s new “safe schools czar.”

Which reminds me of something I’ve been wondering of late. Just how naive and gullible is the average Messiah voter? I never, never understood how anybody could be taken in by such an obvious flim-flam man. My confusion at the anti posters that turned out to be pro is already documented. I mean, gee. A few minutes of watching this guy on TV and it’s blindingly clear that He’s a three-dollar bill. So how did He pull this off?

It’s obvious that His staff believes in Him to the point of risible tone-deafness. I don’t get it.

Doodle Do!

I Think This Explains The Goofy Innaugural Poem

Even allowing as how He was only nineteen when He wrote this, it probably explains this bit of comedy.

Jack Webb Schools The One

King of the World

When narcissistic arrogance meets systemic corruption expect trouble.

Far from bolstering his flagging image, the president’s group-hug theory of diplomacy deserves the disdain of anyone who can separate rhetoric from reality.

The One

Better Living Through Chemistry

Michelle Can Haz Cheezburger

I think she asked the Secret Service to do something illegal.

“Three starving Secret Service guys were literally standing over the grill as Spike made the burgers, but didn’t eat,” our source adds. Fellow patrons had their cellphones temporarily confiscated to prevent pictures from being taken.

Transparency, riiiiiight.

Meanwhile, here’s a message for her husband, The Messiah: It’s the Big Government, Stupid.

This isn’t about liberal or conservative, Democrat or Republican. A majority oppose Obama’s policies because they fly in the face of this country’s bedrock values of personal liberty and limited government. Robbing Peter to pay Goldman Sachs does violence to that fundamentally American ethos.

The Messiah’s Grasp of History

demonstrates its scissor-like grip on NASCAR.

Domestic Tranquility Act Passes

Drink up!

No Leg to Stand On

This Messiah, the one my coworker called “F***ing brilliant” has, once again, shown his scissor-like grasp of the facts.

–  Yesterday during a town hall meeting, President Obama got his facts completely wrong. He stated that a surgeon gets paid $50,000 for a leg amputation when, in fact, Medicare pays a surgeon between $740 and $1,140 for a leg amputation.  This payment also includes the evaluation of the patient on the day of the operation plus patient follow-up care that is provided for 90 days after the operation.  Private insurers pay some variation of the Medicare reimbursement for this service.

–  Three weeks ago, the President suggested that a surgeon’s decision to remove a child’s tonsils is based on the desire to make a lot of money. That remark was ill-informed and dangerous, and we were dismayed by this characterization of the work surgeons do.  Surgeons make decisions about recommending operations based on what’s right for the patient.

Is The One Really Like the Joker?

See a resemblance?

Not so fast.

[T]he Joker seemed chaotic but was very careful in his planning, while the chaos from the Obama administration seems much more explainable by pure incompetence.

I knew it.

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/34348_The_True_Nirth_Certifikit_At_Last

We’re In The Best of Hands

Did Timmy “Tax Cheat” Geithner say this with a straight face?

“When we have recovery established, led by the private sector, then we have to bring these deficits down very dramatically,” he told ABC’s “This Week” in an interview broadcast Sunday. “And that’s going to require some very hard choices. And we’re going to have to do that in a way that does not add unfairly to the burdens that the average American already faces.”

Are you getting the impression that this administration is just, you know, making this up as it goes along?

Then and Now

Then:

Now.

No wonder artists find Him so inspiring.

It’s Official

A photo like this could have been taken and used by an agency that wanted to make a president look bad. But it wasn’t. It’s an official White House photo. Do they really think this makes Him look good?

Update:

Zo decides to have fun with it.

Saturation

Allahpundit makes the case (via Twitter) that The Messiah will hold a photo-op “anywhere, and I do mean anywhere.”

One lady has figured out how to keep seeing Him on “every channel and station“.

The Publisher of NewsBusters.org, Brent Bozell, wrote his syndicated column about the media’s full-court Obama press just this week.  In which he accurately points out that while the journalistic class remains utterly infatuated with the man, it appears that the American people are begining to reach their saturation point.

Gee, ya think?

“Change” Illuminated

The Obamedy Continues

You mean, we still have a reputation problem?

Now, do not confuse me with somebody who cares very much what editorialists in Der Spiegel or other outposts of the European chattering classes think of any American president. I could not care less, in no small part because I believe that the interests of such people generally diverge from mine own. I note, however, that many of the cosmopolitan Americans who voted for Barack Obama did so because they were embarrassed by the Bush administration’s reputation among foreigners, particularly European elites. They hated having to explain themselves over dinner in Paris, Brussels, and Frankfurt, and worried that most Europeans would not understand that we are not all unnuanced rubes. I therefore wonder how such people will react if anti-Obama sentiment in Europe grows to the point where they have to explain themselves all over again. Will they rise in Barack Obama’s defense, agree with the foreign critique but deny that they voted for him, or explode from the cognitive dissonance?

The possibilities for hilarity are not small.

Obama “Straight Face” Watch

The Messiah beheld the murder of the Holocaust Museum guard by a deranged racist and  deigned to pronounce:

This outrageous act reminds us that we must remain vigilant against anti-Semitism and prejudice in all its forms.

Amen. Let us all remain vigilant against anti-Semitism on the part of deranged racists.

Hey, isn’t Sábia (Wise) an adjective?

Truly, our next Supreme Court Justice has a dizzying intellect.

Una Latina muy sábia. Sí.

The Messiah’s Sense of Humor

My guess is that they tell these “jokes” around the White House with straight faces.

“We have a joke around the White House: We’re just going to keep on telling the truth until it stops working. And nowhere is truth-telling more important than the Middle East.” –Barack Obama **”Apologies if that caused you to spew coffee on your keyboard.” –James Taranto

Hijab, Hajib, Whatever

Hitch on The Messiah’s Cairo speech.

Take the single case in which our president touched upon the best-known fact about the Islamic “world”: its tendency to make women second-class citizens. He mentioned this only to say that “Western countries” were discriminating against Muslim women! And how is this discrimination imposed? By limiting the wearing of the head scarf or hijab (a word that Obama pronounced as hajib—imagine the uproar if George Bush had done that). The clear implication was an attack on the French law that prohibits the display of religious garb or symbols in state schools. Indeed, the following day in Paris, Obama made this point even more explicitly.

Barocky Road

Baskin-Robbins celebrates the Era of the Messiah with a new flavor.

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised, and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you. You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Celbratory Ode

John Derbyshire, poet laureate.

All hail the brave and wise Latina!
Compelling is her story!
And jurisprudent her demeanor —
She’s on the path to glory!

At SCOTUS she’ll make policy
(What need for legislators?)
More jobs! More opportunity!
For twofer second-raters.

Latina wisdom, egged on by
La Raza mischief-makers,
With fill her soul with empathy
(Though not for white test-takers).

Beyond Chutzpah

“I’ve bankrupted the nation, so now your only hope is to pass my healthcare plan.”

The Obama Three-Step

Krauthammer with your Messiah-Induced Chuckle OTD:

(a) excoriate the Bush policy, (b) ostentatiously unveil cosmetic changes, (c) adopt the Bush policy.

Obama Man!

Just Wondering

If, hypothetically speaking, Obama were a narcissistic, power-mad, America-hating fascist, what would He be doing differently?

Update:

He really is the Parody-Proof President. Good thing he isn’t a Republican or he’d get endless ribbing in the press for saying something this inane:

Appearing in the Rose Garden today to announce his plan to cap auto emissions, President Obama opened by saying, “What an extraordinary day. The sun is out, because good things are happening.”