Read this post down to the one-two punchline.
27 February, 2007
Inconvenient
After watching the Goracle Himself soaking up the fawning adulation at the Oscars I’m just waiting for him to start making appearances dressed in robe and sandals.
Update:
Deep thoughts from the dizzying intellect of Katie Couric:
Gore has repeatedly said the environment is not a Democratic or Republican issue; it’s a moral issue. But now that Hollywood has so completely embraced the former vice president, one wonders if this issue will be associated only with liberal causes.
Gee, Katie. Ya think?
I’m All About Ayaan
I think she’s my new heroine.
Maybe “Infidel” will inspire a generation of Muslim teenagers to study, work hard, join the mainstream — and then say what they think and spoil the political consensus. Either way, I’m not sure that the impulse to dismiss Hirsi Ali for her lack of utilitarian value reflects well on those who do it. Nor does the underlying assumption: that religious faith must be respected and defended on behalf of the dark-skinned immigrants who live among us, even though we natives no longer seem to require it.
This just in: Congress is both dishonest and stupid
Not satisfied with lying about what time it is for half of the year, Congress decided to extend Daylight Savings Time. This brilliant decision, which is nothing more than a feel-good measure, was made a whole two years ago. And now it can be revealed that congressmen are too stupid to set their own clocks.
I want you to hear the voice of Fizzini in your head, saying “Morons.”
The Candidate To Watch
The Entertainment Quotient of the 2008 campaign just jumped, thanks to the very presidential Dennis Kucinich, the candidate who hopes to be a real boy some day.
