This just in: Congress is both dishonest and stupid

Not satisfied with lying about what time it is for half of the year, Congress decided to extend Daylight Savings Time. This brilliant decision, which is nothing more than a feel-good measure, was made a whole two years ago. And now it can be revealed that congressmen are too stupid to set their own clocks.

I want you to hear the voice of Fizzini in your head, saying “Morons.”