What’s the Penalty for Driving An Elephant Drunk?

Or for driving a drunk elephant? Paris Hilton may help us find out.

H/T: Agrapha

Update:

The Star buried the story on their web archive, apparently. So I found another link.

STI Steps Up to the Plate

I’m not alone in wanting to send a clear message. STI has halted all firearms sales to California.

Good for them.