This Just In

Hillary’s old boss says  he fired her –

“Because she was a liar,” Zeifman said in an interview last week. “She was an unethical, dishonest lawyer. She conspired to violate the Constitution, the rules of the House, the rules of the committee and the rules of confidentiality.”

Well, I’m crushed. Why didn’t he speak up before? All this time I thought I could trust Hillary. Now, for the first time, there is doubt.

Excuse me. I have to go look at my cattle futures portfolio.