Is GaffeMan Gore Dumb?

Remember when Algore saw the busts of our founding fathers and asked, “Who are these guys?” Obama seems to have a similar scissor-like grip on filmmaking.

But Liars Do Figure

Remember when the CDC announced that one in four teenage girls has an STD? Skepticism is a virtue, especially when dealing with the CDC. My favorite laugh line from this excellent article:

CDC officials try to stay clear of politics, Douglas said. They present scientific conclusions, he said, and “let the chips fall where they may politically.”

Especially if the chips fall in the CDC’s lap.

The one-in-four pitch certainly had an impact on Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones, D-Ohio, who told NJ that it persuaded her to push for an increase in the agency’s budget.

United Nations: Still Raping Kids

Yet another sordid tale of Blue-Helmet goons raping kids.

After research in Ivory Coast, southern Sudan and Haiti, [Save the Children] proposed an international watchdog be set up.

Ooh, good idea. Call an “international watchdog”. How about the UN?

“Peacekeepers”. Riiiiiiight.

Scum.

Walking the Line in Afghanistan

Long-time readers of Michael Yon will remember CSM Jeff Mellinger. Over 33 months in Iraq wasn’t enough, so he’s now in Afghanistan. Yon got permission to post a tribute Mellinger wrote to SPC David Lee Leimbach.

Read it as part of your Memorial Day. (Lest you think it’s too late, you can always use the original date of May 31.)

Awesome

A picture taken by a spacecraft – of another spacecraft parachuting onto Mars.

I mean, how cool is that?

Update:

Here’s the photo in context. The Phoenix is about twenty miles in front of the crater, giving you an idea how carefully they have to aim.

Obama honors our fallen heroes

And he apparently saw many of them in his audience.

The Nasty Little Man is a Traitor

America’s Worst (ex) President has committed treason as far as I’m concerned. The man is a walking outrage. I guess he’ll get locked up right after this other traitor, I guess.

Help Find John Alley

I don’t pretend that this little blog has much of a reach but, just in case, please keep an eye out for a missing person – especially if you or people you know are in the Pensacola, FL area. He’s the son of a dear friend of mine.

Tips can be submitted via helpfindjohn.info.

Update:

I’m very sad to report that John’s body was just found on the beach near the accident site. I know that the family racked up some expenses during the search, in case you’d still like to hit the PayPal button on the web site linked above. I’m sure that any surplus would go to John’s widow.

Last Update:

I received this announcement from John’s mom, who said I could pass it along.

John Harold Alley, 26, passed away on Saturday, 24 May 2008, in Pensacola,
Florida. He was a Second Lieutenant in the United States Air Force and was
stationed at NAS Whiting Field, Florida where he was in pilot training.

A memorial service will be held in the theater at NAS Whiting Field in
Milton, FL at 10am on Saturday, 31 May 2008, where he will be posthumously
commissioned a First Lieutenant and receive his pilot wings. A funeral will
be held in Bountiful, UT at the Bountiful Heights Stake Center (33 S. Moss
Hill Drive) at 11 am on Friday, 6 June 2008. A visitation will be held
Thursday evening from 6 to 8 at Russon Brothers Mortuary (295 North Main,
Bountiful). Interment will be in the Bountiful City Cemetery, with full
military honors.

A trust fund has been established for Emily and their child. Contributions
can be made by sending checks marked “Alley Family Trust Fund” to Air
Warrior Courage Foundation, PO Box 1553 Front Royal, VA 22630.

ID is dead. Long live the new ID.

Biologist Ken Miller gives a very interesting talk at Case Western: The Collapse of Intelligent Design: Will the next Monkey Trial be in Ohio?

It’s a good, long dose of common sense. Some of the science gets a little technical, but he’s a very good presenter (and funny) and anybody should be able to follow along and get the idea. He’s very personable and very clear. The whole video is about two hours long. The talk itself is one hour – I highly recommend it.

As he spoke I was reminded of John Derbyshire’s speculation that the West will eventually embrace evolution as it eventually embraced the round earth theory, and that creationism will find its home in Islam. In the Q&A Miller warns that what happened to Islam – once the seat of science and mathematics – could happen to us.

No matter how lame the questions were (and there are some windbags at that university) his answers were always illuminating and civil. I particularly enjoyed his response to the old Commie with BDS which comes at about 1:30 into the video.

Intelligent Design was, as Miller admits, a brilliant marketing term. Since the Dover decision it’s really dead. This talk makes it clear that ID is a fraud. But just as they (literally) did a global search and replace to rename Creationism as Intelligent Design, they are already coming up with a new avatar. Critical Analysis of Evolution is the next step. I mean, what scientist could be against “critical analysis”? In a few years, after Critical Analysis is exposed, I suppose their name will evolve again. May I suggest they go straight to “Mom and Apple Pie”?

If you haven’t yet seen the Dover decision, Judge Jones’ decision is very worth reading.

Dear Barry

Iowahawk has another hilarious chapter.

British Cultural Suicide Watch

Mark Steyn linked to this editorial from the Church of England. I’m going to paste the whole thing here because I don’t know how long the link will be good. (They offer no permalink that I can find.) Emphasis is mine.

If recent reports of trends in religious observance prove to be correct, then in some 30 years the mosque will be able to claim that, religiously speaking, the UK is an Islamic nation, and therefore needs a share in any religious establishment to reflect this. The progress of conservative Islam in the UK has been amazing, and it has come at a time of prolonged decline in church attendance that seems likely to continue.

This progress has been enthusiastically assisted by this government in particular with its hard-line multi-cultural dogma and willingness to concede to virtually every demand made by Muslims. Perhaps most importantly the government has chosen to allow hard-liners to act as representing all Muslims, and more liberal Muslims have almost completely failed to produce any leadership voices to compete, leading many Britons to wonder if there are indeed many liberal Muslims at all, surely a mistake.

At all levels of national life Islam has gained state funding, protection from any criticism, and the insertion of advisors and experts in government departs national and local. A Muslim Home Office adviser, for example, was responsible for Baroness Scotland’s aborting of the legislation against honour killings, arguing that informal methods would be better. In the police we hear of girls under police protection having the addresses of their safe houses disclosed to their parents by Muslim officers who think they are doing their religious duty.

While men-only gentlemen’s clubs are now being dubbed unlawful, we hear of municipal swimming baths encouraging ‘Muslim women only’ sessions and in Dewsbury Hospitals staff waste time by turning beds to face Mecca five times a day — a Monty Pythonesque scenario of lunacy, but astonishingly true. Prisons are replete with imams who are keen to inculcate conservative Islam in any inmates who are deemed to be culturally ‘Muslim’: the Prison service in effect treats such prisoners as a cultural block to be preached to by imams at will. Would the Prison service send all those with ‘C of E’ on their papers to confirmation classes with the chaplain?! We could go on.

The point is that Islam is being institutionalised, incarnated, into national structures amazingly fast, at the same time as demography is showing very high birthrates. Charles Taylor’s new and classic work on the Secular Age charts the rise of the secular mindset and what he calls the ‘excarnation’ of Christianity as it is levered out of state policy and structures. Christianity is now regarded as bad news, the liberal elite’s attack developed in the 1960s took root in the educationalist empire, and to some extent even in areas of the church.

Today the Christian story is fading from public imagination, while Islam grows apace. There needs to be some fresh thinking in this area where the claims of Christ are sensitively explained. Our church leaders must develop ways of explaining this, as our feature on mission and evangelism this week demonstrates.

Here we go again

Cold fusion, anybody?

Here’s hoping it’s not a repeat of the Fleishmann and Pons fiasco. If it’s real, it’s the biggest news of the decade. Or century.

But I’m not holding my breath.

Turning Point

The Mudville Gazette invites you to play Guess the Source.

This is, I think significant.

Meta

Enjoy some YouTube-flavored silliness.

Drawing the Line

When did medicine start to lose respect, and so-called “alternative medicine” start to ascend?

Let’s guess right about 1994.

It drives me crazy that my company’s health insurance plan covers witch doctors. (Chiropractors, Accupuncturists, etc.) And fans of these brujos get really upset when you criticize them.

Maybe it’s time to just offend some people. They’re being suckers, if not idiots. It’s frustrating to see truth in retreat.

OK, fess up.

Who’s been driving SUVs around on Jupiter?

Oh, why the hell not?

Worse things could happen than McCain picking a democrat as veep.

Jonah makes a good case. And, besides, then there’d be someone on the ticket to the right of McCain.

The Trouble with Monopolies

Monopolies, remember, can only be created by government force. So would someone at the Pentagon wake up?

Our military can buy Michael Yon’s book at Borders, but not on their own bases.

Over the past weeks, as my literary agent spoke to Anderson while they reviewed the book, Anderson told him that the desires of the base exchange customers would have no influence and play no role in their decision making process. Anderson also stated that even appeals from high ranking military officers could not persuade Anderson to carry a title. Apparently, in Anderson’s mind, they outrank the Joint Chiefs of Staff when it comes to doing business on military bases.

Laugh, Cry

The Bozos in Washington (and I include both houses of congress plus the White House) are in fine form.

At least the press is keeping things clear for us.

Mathemagic

If Arthur Benjamin says he’s giving an answer “off the top of my head”, believe him.

Environut Agenda Unmasked

The BAAQMD is dropping all pretense and revealing exactly why CO2 has been reclassified a “pollutant”.

So they can collect money.

Remember: No matter who wins the presidential election this year, we all lose. Because the next president will believe in this “global warming” hoax

Google Being Evil

Not only is YouTube a safe haven for Jihadists, Google is proud of it.

Keeping Islamist propaganda on line in the name of “free speech” is sophomoric suicide. Especially when they’re oh-so-quick to take down anti-Islamist videos. The left-wing nitwits who make Google policy have a long history of this kind of thing.

It’s just another example of why Buttle’s World moved to WordPress.

Enemy Territory

A friend of mine used to be in the Air Force. When he wanted to travel behind the Iron Curtain (back when it still stood) he was told not to take anything that could identify him as American military. That’s just common sense in “enemy territory”.

Now the Pentagon is having to give similar advice to personnel traveling in real enemy territory.

Update:

Uncle Jimbo has the right idea.

Big Update:

Perhaps it’s not as bad, or real, as we thought.

The Next Four Years

Here is the frustration I’ll be feeling for the next four years in a nutshell.

Obama, to nobody’s surprise, voted for the Farm Bill that he previously slammed as an effort by “the lobbyists” to give money away to agribusiness.

What changed? According to a spokesman, Obama’s harsh words for the Senate version referred to its “failure to cap subsidy payments.”

Here’s the thing: The Senate version of the Farm Bill capped subsidy payments at exactly the same level as the final version of the bill.

So McCain, writing in an op-ed, weighs in:

I am not opposed to providing a reasonable risk management for farmers. When farmers suffer from a natural disaster such as droughts or floods, we should assist them.

We should, Senator? Please point out just where in the Constitution “we”, meaning the Federal Government, is allowed to do so?

Nothing like “I’m not quite as big a liberal as my opponent” to fire up the base.

We are so screwed.

This Just In

Yet another shocking scientific study has determined that men and women may actually be, pardon my language, different.

“It’s the opposite of what we’d expect,” says Pinker. “You’d think the more family-friendly policies, and richer the economy, the more women should behave like men, but it’s the opposite. I think with economic opportunity comes choices, comes freedom.”

True for proper values of “we” and “you”, I suppose. Some who enjoy having a sacred ox to be gored are in a tither.

The concept of self-selection sets off alarms for many feminists. It seems to suggest that women themselves are responsible for the gender gap. It can also be an excuse for minimizing the role of social forces, including discrimination in the classroom and the workplace.

You mean the individual preferences of free people may actually affect what they do in life? What a concept.

This is what defeat looks like

to the enemy.

This is great news. So, shhhh! Don’t tell the MSM!

Beauty Is Where You Find It

Diet Coke + Mentos + EX-F1 Camera = Beauty.

A Tale of Two Michaels

One of them has class. The other one doesn’t.

Twofer

You really should read the spanking the NYT gets from Roger Kimball. But I’m sending you there via Instapundit because of the wonderful reference to the classics.

Obama Joke OTD

Courtesy of Agent Joan:

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand
was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘post turtle’.”

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’
was.

The old rancher said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come
across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle’.”

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to
explain.

“You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he
doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the
dumbass get down.”