This is supposed to be a picture of Iran’s First Lady.

I assume she’s the glum one under the blanket, not the dufus with the facial hair and cheap suit.
But it really looks more like a caption contest waiting to happen.
My entry is: (singing) “Me… And my sha… dow!”
Well. It helps if you do the soft-shoe sound effects with it.
Feel free to use the comments section for your entries.