Cdesign Proponensists

A search-and-replace smoking gun for anybody still doubting that “Intelligent Design” is nothing more than relabeled “Creationism”.

How Algore Killed My America

A brief from reader JohnnyB:

Despite his actual work in creating the legal infrastructure for the internet, and his good work in evacuating Katrina victims:

1. Gore announced the X33 space plane as the winner of the next heavy lift platf
orm for the US, while the competition was still going  on. The Delta Clipper fo
lks were shocked.

2. His challenge of the Florida Election has people voting with  computer touch
screens, as that is supposedly a more secure way. It is actually doing worse t
han paper ballots.

3. His challenge of the Florida election cast doubts on our electoral system.

4. His challenge of the Florida election has undermined the President of the United States.

5. His challenge of the reason to invade Iraq — “He played on our fears!”– undermined my friends and family in the military.

6. His “playing on our fears” with global warming have me poisoning my home with
CFC bulbs filled with mercury — soon to be a law

7. He destroyed what getting an Oscar was for.

8. He sits on the board of Apple computer. (Although if he’s done damage there I
haven’t detected it -Ed)

9. His constant talking is emitting enough carbon dioxide to be considered toxic
waste.

10. He has the Nobel Peace Prize for doing nothing of note. but then so did some
dead terrorist.

Well, Al has certainly made a fan there!