Awww, Is Widdle Empewow Feewing a Dwaft?

Perhaps another MSM birdie is fleeing the wire.

A new CNN/Opinion Research poll out Wednesday shows that despite nine solid days of blanket media coverage from overseas with Barack Obama cheered by adoring throngs of Germans and parlez-vousing with the French, making a three-point shot in the Middle East and standing outside No. 10 Downing Street, the freshman Illinois senator is stuck right where he was in the polls before he left.

Or maybe this is just whining that translates: We did our best to campaign for him, but the rubes aren’t buying it!

Look, if touring Europe made one qualified for office, we’d be electing tourists. Maybe touring Europe just makes you look like a tourist.

Water!

As rumored, it has been officially found on mars.

“We have water,” said William Boynton of the University of Arizona, lead scientist for the Thermal and Evolved-Gas Analyzer, or TEGA. “We’ve seen evidence for this water ice before in observations by the Mars Odyssey orbiter and in disappearing chunks observed by Phoenix last month, but this is the first time Martian water has been touched and tasted.”

And, as a bonus, there’s also a beach on Titan.

The Church of Obama

He is a symbol of all that is good, but there is some splintering among his adherents.

*Southern Obamaists: This is the chief fundamentalist sect of Obamaism.  Their most important tenets are that every word spoken by Obama is to be taken literally and that there are no contradictions in anything he has ever written.  They also believe that the world was created 46 years ago.

*Evangelical Obamaists: This denomination is hard to distinguish from the Southern Obamaists politically, but in appearance its members are less dour, put more focus on spreading the word of Obama, and will often sway to the music at Obama rallies (hips not included).  They are often referred to as Born Again Barackites, as they have voted for other candidates from different parties in the past, but have been baptized by re-registering.

Read the whole thing.

I made it to the third sentence.

See if you can do better.

Quick: How Many Presidents on the Dollar Bill?

Hint: None of them look like Obama.

Even generously allowing that he meant all U.S. bills he still comes off as a race-baiter no better than Je$$e Jackson. Just why does he get to call himself “black” anyway? Does anybody else see the racist political correctness in identifying only with his father’s race? It’s even a little misogynistic when you think about it. And why should it make a whit of difference? It’s the color of his politics to which I object.

At some point Americans have to start noticing what a shallow jerk he is. Maybe some have, because in spite of the fact he’s running a poor, at times juvenile campaign, McCain stays even with him in the polls. (Or ahead, if you count “likely voters”.)

Update:

Oh. He wasn’t talkin about his race. He was talking about his ears.