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And no, I don’t think the choice of the bolt length is subliminal support for polygamy. I’ve had people throw polygamy at me as an argument against Prop 8. That’s nonsense. If you want polygamy you should vote no on it, since prop 8 closes the door on arbitrary redefinitions of marriage. (Yes, there is a satisfying irony knowing that the Mormons in California are effectively campaigning against polygamy. That ought to convince people they’ve rejected it. I mean, it’s been a century, folks.)