Gee, who saw this coming?

Reid and Pelosi are wasting no time in bringing an early Christmas to their union bosses.

What would you do on a slow Saturday news day a few days after the election when no one was looking? If you’re Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, you’d write to the Treasury Department to ask for some of that $700B — that was really, truly necessary for financial institutions only and for the totally unique extraordinary purpose of staving off an economy-ruining credit freeze — in order to bail out the auto industry without disturbing any of its insane labor arrangements. WSJ story here.

Keep On Sprayin’

A quick memo to the thugs who choose to deface churches. Keep it up!

Nothing builds sympathy and good press for a church like being vandalized. And I’ll tell you what: The Mormon church is not only a long way from running out of money, it can scare up volunteer labor in Biblical proportions at the drop of a hat. So go ahead, morons: support the economy by buying red spray paint and seeing if you can remember how to spell “8”. The Mormons couldn’t pay for that kind of positive press.

That way they’ll be even stronger and more determined the next time you face them in the political arena. And you’ll be seen as the bad guys! Brilliant.