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Lileks rewrites that stupid Christmas story for today’s audience.
What’s the line from Scrooge – better they should die, and decrease the surplus population? I’m surprised that’s not an applause line these days. If Scrooge had forbid Crachet from putting on more coal because it would contribute to global warming, he’d be the hero, and Crachet (sic) would have got the three spirits.
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