Buttle's World

20 May, 2009

This List Speaks For Itself

Filed under: Posts — clgood @ 15:45

But if you’d like to pare it down to things which are legitimate government functions, have fun. Or see who can find the most absurd and put them in the comments.

  1. California Academic Performance Index (API)
  2. California Access for Infants and Mothers
  3. California Acupuncture Board
  4. California Administrative Office of the Courts
  5. California Adoptions Branch
  6. California African American Museum
  7. California Agricultural Export Program
  8. California Agricultural Labor Relations Board
  9. California Agricultural Statistics Service
  10. California Air Resources Board (CARB)
  11. California Allocation Board
  12. California Alternative Energy and Advanced Transportation Financing Authority
  13. California Animal Health and Food Safety Services
  14. California Anti-Terrorism Information Center
  15. California Apprenticeship Council
  16. California Arbitration Certification Program
  17. California Architects Board
  18. California Area VI Developmental Disabilities Board
  19. California Arts Council
  20. California Asian Pacific Islander Legislative Caucus
  21. California Assembly Democratic Caucus
  22. California Assembly Republican Caucus
  23. California Athletic Commission
  24. California Attorney General
  25. California Bay Conservation and Development Commission
  26. California Bay-Delta Authority
  27. California Bay-Delta Office
  28. California Biodiversity Council
  29. California Board for Geologists and Geophysicists
  30. California Board for Professional Engineers and Land Surveyors
  31. California Board of Accountancy
  32. California Board of Barbering and Cosmetology
  33. California Board of Behavioral Sciences
  34. California Board of Chiropractic Examiners
  35. California Board of Equalization (BOE)
  36. California Board of Forestry and Fire Protection
  37. California Board of Guide Dogs for the Blind
  38. California Board of Occupational Therapy
  39. California Board of Optometry
  40. California Board of Pharmacy
  41. California Board of Podiatric Medicine
  42. California Board of Prison Terms
  43. California Board of Psychology
  44. California Board of Registered Nursing
  45. California Board of Trustees
  46. California Board of Vocational Nursing and Psychiatric Technicians
  47. California Braille and Talking Book Library
  48. California Building Standards Commission
  49. California Bureau for Private Postsecondary and Vocational Education
  50. California Bureau of Automotive Repair
  51. California Bureau of Electronic and Appliance Repair
  52. California Bureau of Home Furnishings and Thermal Insulation
  53. California Bureau of Naturopathic Medicine
  54. California Bureau of Security and Investigative Services
  55. California Bureau of State Audits
  56. California Business Agency
  57. California Business Investment Services (CalBIS)
  58. California Business Permit Information (CalGOLD)
  59. California Business Portal
  60. California Business, Transportation and Housing Agency
  61. California Cal Grants
  62. California CalJOBS
  63. California Cal-Learn Program
  64. California CalVet Home Loan Program
  65. California Career Resource Network
  66. California Cemetery and Funeral Bureau
  67. California Center for Analytical Chemistry
  68. California Center for Distributed Learning
  69. California Center for Teaching Careers (Teach California)
  70. California Chancellor’s Office
  71. California Charter Schools
  72. California Children and Families Commission
  73. California Children and Family Services Division
  74. California Citizens Compensation Commission
  75. California Civil Rights Bureau
  76. California Coastal Commission
  77. California Coastal Conservancy
  78. California Code of Regulations
  79. California Collaborative Projects with UC Davis
  80. California Commission for Jobs and Economic Growth
  81. California Commission on Aging
  82. California Commission on Health and Safety and Workers’ Compensation
  83. California Commission on Judicial Performance
  84. California Commission on State Mandates
  85. California Commission on Status of Women
  86. California Commission on Teacher Credentialing
  87. California Commission on the Status of Women
  88. California Committee on Dental Auxiliaries
  89. California Community Colleges Chancellor’s Office, Junior Colleges
  90. California Community Colleges Chancellor’s Office
  91. California Complaint Mediation Program
  92. California Conservation Corps
  93. California Constitution Revision Commission
  94. California Consumer Hotline
  95. California Consumer Information Center
  96. California Consumer Information
  97. California Consumer Services Division
  98. California Consumers and Families Agency
  99. California Contractors State License Board
  100. California Corrections Standards Authority
  101. California Council for the Humanities
  102. California Council on Criminal Justice
  103. California Council on Developmental Disabilities
  104. California Court Reporters Board
  105. California Courts of Appeal
  106. California Crime and Violence Prevention Center
  107. California Criminal Justice Statistics Center
  108. California Criminalistic Institute Forensic Library
  109. California CSGnet Network Management
  110. California Cultural and Historical Endowment
  111. California Cultural Resources Division
  112. California Curriculum and Instructional Leadership Branch
  113. California Data Exchange Center
  114. California Data Management Division
  115. California Debt and Investment Advisory Commission
  116. California Delta Protection Commission
  117. California Democratic Caucus
  118. California Demographic Research Unit
  119. California Dental Auxiliaries
  120. California Department of Aging
  121. California Department of Alcohol and Drug Programs
  122. California Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control Appeals Board
  123. California Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control
  124. California Department of Boating and Waterways (Cal Boating)
  125. California Department of Child Support Services (CDCSS)
  126. California Department of Community Services and Development
  127. California Department of Conservation
  128. California Department of Consumer Affairs
  129. California Department of Corporations
  130. California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation
  131. California Department of Developmental Services
  132. California Department of Education
  133. California Department of Fair Employment and Housing
  134. California Department of Finance
  135. California Department of Financial Institutions
  136. California Department of Fish and Game
  137. California Department of Food and Agriculture
  138. California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection (CDF)
  139. California Department of General Services
  140. California Department of General Services, Office of State Publishing
  141. California Department of Health Care Services
  142. California Department of Housing and Community Development
  143. California Department of Industrial Relations (DIR)
  144. California Department of Insurance
  145. California Department of Justice Firearms Division
  146. California Department of Justice Opinion Unit
  147. California Department of Justice, Consumer Information, Public Inquiry Unit
  148. California Department of Justice
  149. California Department of Managed Health Care
  150. California Department of Mental Health
  151. California Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV)
  152. California Department of Personnel Administration
  153. California Department of Pesticide Regulation
  154. California Department of Public Health
  155. California Department of Real Estate
  156. California Department of Rehabilitation
  157. California Department of Social Services Adoptions Branch
  158. California Department of Social Services
  159. California Department of Technology Services Training Center (DTSTC)
  160. California Department of Technology Services (DTS)
  161. California Department of Toxic Substances Control
  162. California Department of Transportation (Caltrans)
  163. California Department of Veterans Affairs (CalVets)
  164. California Department of Water Resources
  165. California Departmento de Vehiculos Motorizados
  166. California Digital Library
  167. California Disabled Veteran Business Enterprise Certification Program
  168. California Division of Apprenticeship Standards
  169. California Division of Codes and Standards
  170. California Division of Communicable Disease Control
  171. California Division of Engineering
  172. California Division of Environmental and Occupational Disease Control
  173. California Division of Gambling Control
  174. California Division of Housing Policy Development
  175. California Division of Labor Standards Enforcement
  176. California Division of Labor Statistics and Research
  177. California Division of Land and Right of Way
  178. California Division of Land Resource Protection
  179. California Division of Law Enforcement General Library
  180. California Division of Measurement Standards
  181. California Division of Mines and Geology
  182. California Division of Occupational Safety and Health (Cal/OSHA)
  183. California Division of Oil, Gas and Geothermal Resources
  184. California Division of Planning and Local Assistance
  185. California Division of Recycling
  186. California Division of Safety of Dams
  187. California Division of the State Architect
  188. California Division of Tourism
  189. California Division of Workers’ Compensation Medical Unit
  190. California Division of Workers’ Compensation
  191. California Economic Assistance, Business and Community Resources
  192. California Economic Strategy Panel
  193. California Education and Training Agency
  194. California Education Audit Appeals Panel
  195. California Educational Facilities Authority
  196. California Elections Division
  197. California Electricity Oversight Board
  198. California Emergency Management Agency
  199. California Emergency Medical Services Authority
  200. California Employment Development Department (EDD)
  201. California Employment Information State Jobs
  202. California Employment Training Panel
  203. California Energy Commission
  204. California Environment and Natural Resources Agency
  205. California Environmental Protection Agency (Cal/EPA)
  206. California Environmental Resources Evaluation System (CERES)
  207. California Executive Office
  208. California Export Laboratory Services
  209. California Exposition and State Fair (Cal Expo)
  210. California Fair Political Practices Commission
  211. California Fairs and Expositions Division
  212. California Film Commission
  213. California Fire and Resource Assessment Program
  214. California Firearms Division
  215. California Fiscal Services
  216. California Fish and Game Commission
  217. California Fisheries Program Branch
  218. California Floodplain Management
  219. California Foster Youth Help
  220. California Franchise Tax Board (FTB)
  221. California Fraud Division
  222. California Gambling Control Commission
  223. California Geographic Information Systems Council (GIS)
  224. California Geological Survey
  225. California Government Claims and Victim Compensation Board
  226. California Governor’s Committee for Employment of Disabled Persons
  227. California Governor’s Mentoring Partnership
  228. California Governor’s Office of Emergency Services
  229. California Governor’s Office of Homeland Security
  230. California Governor’s Office of Planning and Research
  231. California Governor’s Office
  232. California Grant and Enterprise Zone Programs HCD Loan
  233. California Health and Human Services Agency
  234. California Health and Safety Agency
  235. California Healthy Families Program
  236. California Hearing Aid Dispensers Bureau
  237. California High-Speed Rail Authority
  238. California Highway Patrol (CHP)
  239. California History and Culture Agency
  240. California Horse Racing Board
  241. California Housing Finance Agency
  242. California Indoor Air Quality Program
  243. California Industrial Development Financing Advisory Commission
  244. California Industrial Welfare Commission
  245. California InFoPeople
  246. California Information Center for the Environment
  247. California Infrastructure and Economic Development Bank (I-Bank)
  248. California Inspection Services
  249. California Institute for County Government
  250. California Institute for Education Reform
  251. California Integrated Waste Management Board
  252. California Interagency Ecological Program
  253. California Job Service
  254. California Junta Estatal de Personal
  255. California Labor and Employment Agency
  256. California Labor and Workforce Development Agency
  257. California Labor Market Information Division
  258. California Land Use Planning Information Network (LUPIN)
  259. California Lands Commission
  260. California Landscape Architects Technical Committee
  261. California Latino Legislative Caucus
  262. California Law Enforcement Branch
  263. California Law Enforcement General Library
  264. California Law Revision Commission
  265. California Legislative Analyst’s Office
  266. California Legislative Black Caucus
  267. California Legislative Counsel
  268. California Legislative Division
  269. California Legislative Information
  270. California Legislative Lesbian, Gay , Bisexual, and Transgender (LGBT) Caucus
  271. California Legislature Internet Caucus
  272. California Library Development Services
  273. California License and Revenue Branch
  274. California Major Risk Medical Insurance Program
  275. California Managed Risk Medical Insurance Board
  276. California Maritime Academy
  277. California Marketing Services
  278. California Measurement Standards
  279. California Medical Assistance Commission
  280. California Medical Care Services
  281. California Military Department
  282. California Mining and Geology Board
  283. California Museum for History, Women, and the Arts
  284. California Museum Resource Center
  285. California National Guard
  286. California Native American Heritage Commission
  287. California Natural Community Conservation Planning Program
  288. California New Motor Vehicle Board
  289. California Nursing Home Administrator Program
  290. California Occupational Safety and Health Appeals Board
  291. California Occupational Safety and Health Standards Board
  292. California Ocean Resources Management Program
  293. California Office of Administrative Hearings
  294. California Office of Administrative Law
  295. California Office of AIDS
  296. California Office of Binational Border Health
  297. California Office of Child Abuse Prevention
  298. California Office of Deaf Access
  299. California Office of Emergency Services (OES)
  300. California Office of Environmental Health Hazard Assessment
  301. California Office of Fiscal Services
  302. California Office of Fleet Administration
  303. California Office of Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act (HIPAA) Implementation (CalOHI)
  304. California Office of Historic Preservation
  305. California Office of Homeland Security
  306. California Office of Human Resources
  307. California Office of Legal Services
  308. California Office of Legislation
  309. California Office of Lieutenant Governor
  310. California Office of Military and Aerospace Support
  311. California Office of Mine Reclamation
  312. California Office of Natural Resource Education
  313. California Office of Privacy Protection
  314. California Office of Public School Construction
  315. California Office of Real Estate Appraisers
  316. California Office of Risk and Insurance Management
  317. California Office of Services to the Blind
  318. California Office of Spill Prevention and Response
  319. California Office of State Publishing (OSP)
  320. California Office of Statewide Health Planning and Development
  321. California Office of Systems Integration
  322. California Office of the Inspector General
  323. California Office of the Ombudsman
  324. California Office of the Patient Advocate
  325. California Office of the President
  326. California Office of the Secretary for Education
  327. California Office of the State Fire Marshal
  328. California Office of the State Public Defender
  329. California Office of Traffic Safety
  330. California Office of Vital Records
  331. California Online Directory
  332. California Operations Control Office
  333. California Opinion Unit
  334. California Outreach and Technical Assistance Network (OTAN)
  335. California Park and Recreation Commission
  336. California Peace Officer Standards and Training (POST)
  337. California Performance Review (CPR)
  338. California Permit Information for Business (CalGOLD)
  339. California Physical Therapy Board
  340. California Physician Assistant Committee
  341. California Plant Health and Pest Prevention Services
  342. California Policy and Evaluation Division
  343. California Political Reform Division
  344. California Pollution Control Financing Authority
  345. California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo
  346. California Postsecondary Education Commission
  347. California Prevention Services
  348. California Primary Care and Family Health
  349. California Prison Industry Authority
  350. California Procurement Division
  351. California Public Employees’ Retirement System (CalPERS)
  352. California Public Employment Relations Board (PERB)
  353. California Public Utilities Commission (PUC)
  354. California Real Estate Services Division
  355. California Refugee Programs Branch
  356. California Regional Water Quality Control Boards
  357. California Registered Veterinary Technician Committee
  358. California Registrar of Charitable Trusts
  359. California Republican Caucus
  360. California Research and Development Division
  361. California Research Bureau
  362. California Resources Agency
  363. California Respiratory Care Board
  364. California Rivers Assessment
  365. California Rural Health Policy Council
  366. California Safe Schools
  367. California San Francisco Bay Conservation and Development Commission
  368. California San Gabriel and Lower Los Angeles Rivers and Mountains Conservancy
  369. California San Joaquin River Conservancy
  370. California School to Career
  371. California Science Center
  372. California Scripps Institution of Oceanography
  373. California Secretary of State Business Portal
  374. California Secretary of State
  375. California Seismic Safety Commission
  376. California Self Insurance Plans (SIP)
  377. California Senate Office of Research
  378. California Small Business and Disabled Veteran Business Enterprise Certification Program
  379. California Small Business Development Center Program
  380. California Smart Growth Caucus
  381. California Smog Check Information Center
  382. California Spatial Information Library
  383. California Special Education Division
  384. California Speech-Language Pathology and Audiology Board
  385. California Standardized Testing and Reporting (STAR)
  386. California Standards and Assessment Division
  387. California State Administrative Manual (SAM)
  388. California State Allocation Board
  389. California State and Consumer Services Agency
  390. California State Architect
  391. California State Archives
  392. California State Assembly
  393. California State Association of Counties (CSAC)
  394. California State Board of Education
  395. California State Board of Food and Agriculture
  396. California Office of the Chief Information Officer (OCIO)
  397. California State Children’s Trust Fund
  398. California State Compensation Insurance Fund
  399. California State Contracts Register Program
  400. California State Contracts Register
  401. California State Controller
  402. California State Council on Developmental Disabilities (SCDD)
  403. California State Disability Insurance (SDI)
  404. California State Fair (Cal Expo)
  405. California State Jobs Employment Information
  406. California State Lands Commission
  407. California State Legislative Portal
  408. California State Legislature
  409. California State Library Catalog
  410. California State Library Services Bureau
  411. California State Library
  412. California State Lottery
  413. California State Mediation and Conciliation Service
  414. California State Mining and Geology Board
  415. California State Park and Recreation Commission
  416. California State Parks
  417. California State Personnel Board
  418. California State Polytechnic University, Pomona
  419. California State Railroad Museum
  420. California State Science Fair
  421. California State Senate
  422. California State Summer School for Mathematics and Science (COSMOS)
  423. California State Summer School for the Arts
  424. California State Superintendent of Public Instruction
  425. California State Teachers’ Retirement System (CalSTRS)
  426. California State Treasurer
  427. California State University Center for Distributed Learning
  428. California State Water Project Analysis Office
  429. California State Water Project
  430. California State Water Resources Control Board
  431. California Structural Pest Control Board
  432. California Student Aid Commission
  433. California Superintendent of Public Instruction
  434. California Superior Courts
  435. California Tahoe Conservancy
  436. California Task Force on Culturally and Linguistically Competent Physicians and Dentists
  437. California Tax Information Center
  438. California Technology and Administration Branch Finance
  439. California Telecommunications Division
  440. California Telephone Medical Advice Services (TMAS)
  441. California Transportation Commission
  442. California Travel and Transportation Agency
  443. California Unclaimed Property Program
  444. California Unemployment Insurance Appeals Board
  445. California Unemployment Insurance Program
  446. California Uniform Construction Cost Accounting Commission
  447. California Veterans Board
  448. California Veterans Memorial
  449. California Veterinary Medical Board and Registered Veterinary Technician Examining Committee
  450. California Veterinary Medical Board
  451. California Victim Compensation and Government Claims Board
  452. CaliforniaVolunteers
  453. California Voter Registration
  454. California Water Commission
  455. California Water Environment Association (CWEA)
  456. California Water Resources Control Board
  457. California Welfare to Work Division
  458. California Wetlands Information System
  459. California Wildlife and Habitat Data Analysis Branch
  460. California Wildlife Conservation Board
  461. California Wildlife Programs Branch
  462. California Work Opportunity and Responsibility to Kids (CalWORKs)
  463. California Workers’ Compensation Appeals Board
  464. California Workforce and Labor Development Agency
  465. California Workforce Investment Board
  466. California Youth Authority (CYA)
  467. Central Valley Flood Protection Board
  468. Center for California Studies
  469. Colorado River Board of California
  470. Counting California
  471. Dental Board of California
  472. Health Insurance Plan of California (PacAdvantage)
  473. Humboldt State University
  474. Jobs with the State of California
  475. Judicial Council of California
  476. Learn California
  477. Library of California
  478. Lieutenant Governor’s Commission for One California
  479. Little Hoover Commission (on California State Government Organization and Economy)
  480. Medical Board of California
  481. Medi-Cal
  482. Osteopathic Medical Board of California
  483. Physical Therapy Board of California
  484. Regents of the University of California
  485. Santa Monica Mountains Conservancy
  486. State Bar of California
  487. Supreme Court of California
  488. Teach California
  489. Veterans Home of California

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