Buttle's World

26 July, 2009

Watermelons

Filed under: Posts — clgood @ 8:01

I’ve called the environuts watermelons for ages: Green on the outside, red on the inside. Antonia Senior sees specific parallels.

We are at the early stage of the green movement. A time akin to pre-Bolshevik socialism, when all believed in the destruction of the capitalist system, but were still relatively moderate about the means of getting there. We are at the stage of naive dreamers and fantasists. Russia was home to the late 19th-century Narodnik movement, in which rich sons of the aristocracy headed into the countryside to tell the peasants it was their moral imperative to become a revolutionary class. They retreated, baffled, to their riches when the patronised peasants didn’t want to revolt. Zac Goldsmith and Prince Charles look like modern Narodniks, talking glib green from the safety of their gilded lives.

Indulge me in some historical determinism. We, the peasants, are failing to rise up and embrace the need to change. We will not choose to give up modern life, with all its polluting seductions. Our intransigent refusal to choose green will be met by a new militancy from those who believe we must be saved from ourselves. Ultra-green states cannot arise without some form of forced switch to autocracy; the dictatorship of the environmentalists.

The old two-cow analogy is a useful one. You have two cows. The communist steals both your cows, and may give you some milk, if you’re not bourgeois scum. The fascist lets you keep the cows but seizes the milk and sells it back to you. Today’s Green says you can keep the cows, but should choose to give them up as their methane-rich farts will unleash hell at some unspecified point in the future. You say, sod it, I’ll keep my cows thanks. Tomorrow’s green, the Bolshevik green, shoots the cows and makes you forage for nuts.

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2 Comments »

  1. Kinda on topic:

    Here is a very succinct example of a Liberal world view. Note the infallible arguments and execution.

    You may also notice the lack of teleprompter.

    Comment by Bob — 27 July, 2009 @ 9:39

    • Oh, yes. This is wonderful. I really wonder if even a Teleprompter would help in her case.

      The frightening thought is that this person may actually vote.

      Comment by buttle — 28 July, 2009 @ 17:41


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