Buttle's World

2 September, 2009

Here’s a Handy God

Filed under: Posts — clgood @ 10:09

Mark Sanford’s got one that thinks he should be governor.

“I feel absolutely committed to the cause, to what God wanted me to do with my life,” he said. “I have got this blessing of being engaged in a fight for liberty, which is constantly being threatened.”

Who knew that the “fight for liberty” involved flying off to knock boots with an Argentinian hottie? If Sanford’s inventive theology isn’t funny enough, this is a riot:

“I think I now know what Sarah [Palin] may have been feeling,” Sanford told The Washington Times in an interview published Wednesday.

Right. It’s just like that investigation of when Palin flew off to another continent at taxpayer expense for an extramarital affair. Just like that.

Governor Sanford: Go away, shut the hell up, and think about spending the rest of your life apologizing to your family.

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