Songs that have lyrics

but shouldn’t.

Update: Tip O’ the Hat to Lane for these:

If the embedding doesn’t work (seems broken right now) the video is here.

And this one is here.

Another addition from Lane: (and bumped)

The updates keep rolling in. I may not flag them in the future, but just keep adding to this. It’s becoming quite a collection.

(Love Dusty Springfield, though.)

Mmmm. Barbara Eden.

Also proof that some people should never be let near video editing software.

If you know of more, leave them in the comments. Eventually i’ll add them here.

Green Eggs and Spam

I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker Nan ,
I do not like this ‘YES, WE CAN’.
I do not like this spending spree—
I’m smart, I know that nothing’s free.
I do not like your smug replies,
when I complain about your lies.
I do not like this kind of hope.
I do not like it. Nope, nope, nope!

Go green! Recycle Congress in 2010!

(Collected on the internet, August 2010)